H&M MESH BRIEFS






see? clean. they just don't look v great on my body, they're too big for me now (size ten) but i kept a couple pairs anyway, came in a pack of seven. you can have both for $5 i so don't care.


SLUTTY TRANSPARENT MESH BOY BRIEF WHATEVERS




look at how caj i am, YOU could be that caj!





global mind is zellers brand i think LOL.



perf for your hot dog vagina.



so much material to work with down in thur, if you wear pads (sick) you're set! ah man i can't fucking believe i'm doing this, a new low is achieved this morn' hurrah.

H&M ASS ENHANCER THONG (J/K DO SOME SQUATS)






pink satin/silk whatever w/ black lace, pretty neat! i'm just not a thong guy.

PINK LACY MESH THONG UNDERWEAR FOR PEDOS



i've held on to this for awhile now, not exactly the most practical undies to work with, it's like stuffing a tutu into your pants. pretty much intended solely for role play you s-l-u-t.



i'm pretty sure i selected it from one of those 3 for $25 tables, i love those tables!



the back.



make an offer ya perv.

THANKS BUT NO THANKS



i'm not a teenager anymore mom!



size medium.



$10

HARAJUKU FOR LOVERS CUTIE LITTLE BOY (FOR GIRLS) BRIEFS



these are teeny weeny, i got them as a gift during fat raymi years so i couldn't rock them too well, i imagine they weren't cheap as it was around the time this brand came out.




cute charm thing


$10.

RED LACE BRA I COULD NEVER FILL OUT



i bought this when i was slutting around at the age of 16, it had matching thong bottoms which bit the dust pretty hard years ago. i'm sure the set was about 70 bucks, how cute that the majority of my hardware store wages went straight to lingerie. you can have this bra for ten dollars, its held up well and stood the test of underwear drawer time. it's a 36B, the old-timey look it has appeals to me.







i probably got it from la senza or that other store that's exactly like la senza, silk and satin? who cares.

VICTORIA'S SECRET BLACK NEGLIGEE THING



$15 please, pretty cheap seeing as this probably cost at least triple that and it's in great condish i barely wore it. actually one nite on blow to the el mo i wore it as a shirt with jeans and a bra underneath, what a little piece of history this is. i was cray cray back then.

STRIPPER MIAMI BEACH OUTFIT





i bought this when i was "modelling" on the internet and then i went bananas and wore it over t-shirts and shit when i was 19, i would have preferred it in red but they were sold out, it came from la vie en rose and it was 60 bucks. you can have it for twenty if you're normal, i've never worn the bottoms. if you were planning on putting this outfit on your real doll you can give me 100 dollars plus shipping.





butterfly at the top of yer crack.

BLACK/RED STRIPED LEG WARMERS $10





great for whoring around in and distracting from your thunder thighs, cankles, fat ass, whatever.



long sleeves fake-out. kidding, don't do that unless you are still active on myspace and cut yourself.

KNIT CROCHET LEG WARMER SOMETHINGS $10




you could also wear these on your arms but if you did that around me i will be forced to tell you how fucking stupid you look, so i wouldn't bother. good for over skinny jeans. my mom gave me these, thanks mom. you can have them for ten dollars and no i won't mail them to you, you have to come meet me and buy me a coffee on top of the ten bucks. fine! if you live far away and are desperate for any of these things the price is like triple on everything, and especially on the undergarments cos i know you're a prevert. but if you can prove you're a chick then i won't be a greedy guts.

BONDAGE GHEY UNDERWEAR THONG THING



this belonged to my slutty old roommate/friend and got mixed up in all of my shit, then my mom tried to give it away to my slutty neighbour in the burbs, she always did that, it was therapeutic for her and my brother to take my skeeziest underthings and burn them, throw them out or give them away behind my back, assholes. i found this again going through said neighbour's drawer once during a what can i borrow from you visit that went like this HEY THIS IS FUCKING MINE WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE THIS? she said my mom gave it to her and i hit the roof.




i do not feel guilty about having this and selling it at all, that chick took so much of my shit it isn't even funny.



it's clean, i tried to wear it once, not too comfortable, make an offer you sick fuck.

VICTORIA'S SECRET THONG



see how shit comes full-circle? years later my mom's a coug and buys me thongs, wtf right? i do not wear thongs because my crack inhales them, i wore this once probably.




we don't have VS in canaderr so it is extra special only because we don't have VS, get it?



how much would you pay for this sling shot?

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE T-SHIRT






FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY! size small, $5.

from urban outfitters, i can't even tell you what size it is, oh wait it's one size fits all, more like a smallish medium. it's the WHY EVEN BOTHER BRA (zero support) why bother? BECAUSE FUCKING LOOK AT IT! can't you picture yourself jumping off a cliff into freezing cold ontario lake water with yer buds wasted on shrooms? just a suggestion.



$10 you whore.




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jimmy, can you help me unclip this please teehee? see! you're welcome for getting laid!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD



MEN'S SMALL, i bought it for fil, too small, i can't make it work for my wardrobe, so if you're a skinny hipster dude or have the same body as me, buy it! $8 yo a steal!


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none of the shit in this post is available but you can read the descriptions cos they are funny


and so it begins...

gargoyles comic strip crayon maker extraordinaire.

this is one of the things parkdalemiddleton gave to raymi because he was cleaning up or something. i haven't looked inside yet but it seems heavy enough and markers or whatever roll around inside. i'm sure everything you'll need is in there. you are suppose to drag a wax crayon over the stamps and then something cool happens. a great gift for one of your fat, stupid, white trash cousins. gargoyles came out like ten years ago so this thing no longer exists. you can probably get a better condition one elsewhere but whatever. this one rules. buy it.

starting price is $5. email your offer to parkdaleraymi@hotmail.com i'll post update prices when i get a chance or remember to. ok.

vintage slinkys from whatever year they were invented. 2 of them.

so i have to look up these prices. maybe. just throw an offer at me. i got my first slinky when i was 6 or something. neither of these was that slinky. i stole these from someone. anyhow, slinky is fun for like three minutes. it's a great gift. and it's actually worth something. do you have metal so old it probably has lead in it? i don't think so.

brand new unpopular cute pink hello kitty bags. 3 of them.

Uhhh. ten dollars each. i got 'em in parkdale yesterday. i think i might go back and buy more and then seriously open a counterfeit purse store. though i doubt it. do i need a vendors license for this blog? i hope i don't get arrested. not like i am clearing millions or anything. yet.

pink hippo pen in a clear plastic rectangle box from dollarama

this cost me one dollar but you will buy it for five dollars plus shipping and handling because it is cute and belonged to raymi and i am like one of those novelty stores that oversells stuff merely because, well, i just do. it's like at the movie theatres where a can of soda is like a trillion dollars but you buy it anyway 'cause you are like there and can't get it anywhere else except with this pen you could get it somewhere else. yah. like that.

color turbo helicopter and other vehicle that you do that hypercolor water changing thing with

this starts at ten dollars because it is over ten years old i think. anyway, early 90's toys rule and this one does the most. it even has the original sticker on it of 2 dollars and 50 cents. like how big red packs of gum say 35 cents on them and everyone is all woah, remember when chocolate bars were ten cents?

ballpens - something boring and new agey and radical

9 dollars because you can't get it anymore and it is funny and lame and homosexual.

easter Egg fluffy things

i plan to make bunnies out of these eggs for easter gayness. want one? fifteen dollars each. gimme some incentive to actually make them. we use to do it in kindergarden and mine always rocked the hardest.

one of raymi's blythe tribute collection pieces

i'll frame it to your liking and charge accordingly. starting bid is twenty dollars. this particular piece features an ugly red-lined purple-skinned, alien, sickly-looking blythe. it took me ten minutes to draw and i was standing the whole time. i even lost the pink marker. it's pretty nice.

Lucozade

this stuff isn't even distributed in Canada so i dunno how i'm going to ship it. it might be illegal. anyway it's a glucose syrup bubbly beverage and it makes you hyper. moreso than redbull and it is like huge, also comes in a smaller size, both of which i can get. big bottle is 7 bucks. smaller one is 3.50 - just try and get it in the states or canada. i found a supplier down the fucking street. anyhow, famous british groups rave about this shit and i tried it myself when i lived in the uk. it's pretty good. does the trick and it's even got the stamp from the queen on it. there is also some otehr language written on the bottle. i call it "lucasaids" for a joke because i have a roommate named lucas and we make aids jokes all the time. say it. lucasaids. lucozade. pretty funny.

tits n ass raymi black n whites from nyc taken by jamie

i was a bit fatter when these were done and on my way out to this dirtbag karaoke jam in williamsburg. it's still pretty good wank-off material. i was going to give this collection to this bouncer at this club but he got too annoying so now they can be yours. good quality jamie photography paper that he mailed to me especially. start price: all four are 100 dollars. buy 'em individually, they're 30. whatever. who cares.

new age gay pen

oh boy. here's another one. it has ink scribbles on the back so this one is 8 dollars but it is still totally awesome and you should feel honored to possibly acquire it.

vendredi imported expensive lounge fuck music cigar smoking compact disc.

i spent 45 dollars on this thing. im serious. i bought it the same day and from the same place that i got my commie hat. so i'll start this one at 30 bucks. if you think that's ludicrous than fuck you, i'll keep it. this is perfect yuppie lounge cigar minimalist table setting ikea sexy skinny model bullshit music with awesome french accordian stuff and beats whatever. there is a whole series of 'em but this is the only one i have and you are going to buy it. it's like 3 months old and i barely listen to it. more cd's to come. it isn't bad at all, i may as well keep it, i just want you to recognize the value of it. cheapskate. it is imported from italy or europe maybe.

duhh what do you think these are?

waterguns. 5 dollars

extremely racist novelty lips candy from someplace spanish

it says, "silba Labios" on it referring to the big lips of black persons and then it says, "whistle lips" which is also extremely offensive. ahha. anyway, there is a black 'chillens on the front with a bone thru his head, referring to savage jungle stuff. i dunno if racistness was intended, maybe they are too stupid to notice however they DO have an email address so you could write and ask them. so if you want these big lips that i got in a 99 cent surprise goody bag you have to give me 30 dollars. i bet VICE would be all over this item for their tidbits section. i am too lazy to write to them.

nudie matches from that boring strip club, for your eyes only

the lamest 60 minutes i ever spent. the cops even showed up and closed it all down. i may as well have worn a boring sweater and sipped cocoa with marshmallows. these matches are 4 dollars.